underthepier, southwold/current_machines

CURRENT MACHINES

PIRATE PRACTICE Tim Hunkin 2012 Storm the super yacht and get even with the super rich.	MICROBREAK Tim Hunkin 2002 . Sit in the chair and travel on holiday, moved by the magic carpet. After manic flight and coach ride, arrive in tropical paradise and get brief suntan from heatlamp. .	THE HOSING LADDER Tim Hunkin 2016 Try to climb the ladder and buy the house before you get too old. Villains (developers, investors, buy to let buyers and second home owners) try to stop you.	TEST YOUR NERVE Tim Hunkin 1991 Place hand in dog's cage and hold it there for as long as you dare. Dog pants, dribbles warm saliva and other disgusting things.	THE BATHYSCAPE Tim Hunkin 2002 Turn the dive lever and descend to the seabed. After witnessing many marvels, get swallowed by a giant fish which causes the craft to leak. Fortunately reverse thrusters are provided for escape.

MOBILITY MASTERCLASS Tim Hunkin 2005 Start training for your future today! Cross the motorway using the zimmer frame.	QUICKFIT Tim Hunkin 2003 Watch a Jane Fonda workout - while the bed does the exercises for you, moving all your muscles.	WHACK A BANKER Tim Hunkin 2009 Can you discipline the reckless bankers? Whack them on the head when they pop up. How many can you whack in 30 seconds.	EXPRESSIVE PHOTOBOOTH Tim Hunkin 2003 Sit inside and the booth activates mechanisms to provoke a wide range of expressions while taking the photos.	RENT-A-DOG Tim Hunkin 2004 Stand on the treadmill, hold the dog's lead and go for a walk. Includes stops at several interesting sights.

FLY DRIVE Tim Hunkin 2008 Sit on the fly's proboscis and experience a fly's eye view of the world. Stop to eat for as long as you dare, but beware of the fly swat.	BRAINWASH Will Jackson 1995 Sit with head half inside processing chamber and watch through mirrors while your scalp is removed and your brain is scrubbed clean. Made by Will Jackson. Details on Will's website.	THE DOCTOR Tim Hunkin 1987 Hold stethoscope again chest and let the doctor diagnose your complaint and write out an illegible prescription.	TRUST WILDLIFE? A birdhide where two seagulls tell you everything you need to know about the human race.	THE BOOTH OF TRUTH Sarah Angliss & Tim Hunkin 2002 Place hand in slot and gaze into mirror for your reading. The mystic balls read your hand and deliver an accurate assessment of your character (based on Barnum Statements).

QUANTUM TUNNELLING TELESCOPE Tim Hunkin 2006 Focusing time and space to bring you everything you could possibly want to see through a pier telescope.	CRANKENSTEIN Will Jackson 1989 Generate electricity and bring the monster to life .	TWO TON SCHOOL RUN Drive your kids to school in a two ton monster SUV and then have fun mowing all the obstacles down	SUPERCYCLE A two person cycle race with advice from your coach about doping.	DECORATION DIRECT Tim Hunkin 2007 Businessmen pay cash for their honours and now you can too!

The Under The Pier Show started with 5 machines in 2001, when Southwold pier was being rebuilt. For more details about how it started see The Under the Pier Show archive..